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... Dio recounts an exchange involving Elagabalus as well as the perfectly-endowed Aurelius Zoticus: when Zoticus tackled the emperor as 'my lord,' Elagabalus responded, 'Do not call me lord, I am a Woman.' Dio concludes his anecdote by having Elagabalus asking his physicians to provide him the equivalent of a girl's vagina by means of a surgical i